A brand spanking new story featuring everyone's favorite duo, Chad & Ronnie.


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Mon Jul 14, 2003 at 05:43:19 pm EST
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Parodipolis
Across the street from Off-Central Park.
It's Raining.

Two men stand by the side of the road.

One looks a slightly disheveled. He is wearing a flannel shirt; it not buttoned up or tucked in. From under the flannel shirt, one could see he is wearing a dark grey t-shirt with the words 'Inflatable Monkey' on it & the picture of a monkey-like balloon on it. He is also wearing a pair of jeans & blue Converse High Tops. His dark brown hair looks not to have combed in awhile. He has light sky blue eyes and he wears a well-used pair of horned rimmed glasses. He is carrying an Accordian. His name is Chadwick L. Swiss; to his friends he is Chad.

The man standing to his right follows a theme, red & yellow. He has a big red possible Afro with a yellow comb stuck in it. He is wearing a yellow trench coat; the pockets are filled with jellybeans. He is wearing a yellow shirt & red denim jeans. Also, he has yellow striped socks & red oversized shoes on. He wears glasses are too big for his head. He has a blue jellybean up one nostril & a purple jellybean up the other one. Asleep on his shoulder is his hamster friend, Little Cat. After he is finished with the jellybeans in his nose, he takes them out & feeds them to Little Cat. Then, restocks his nostrils with two more jellybeans from his pockets. His Name is Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy; to his friends he is Ronnie.

They are two men on the verge of a great & fantastic journey. All they need to do is find what it is?

A bus pulls up, the door opens up.

"You guy's want a ride?" the bus driver said. His name is Al, his nametag says so. Al reminds Chad of Ralph Cramden from the Honeymooners, he is wearing the same type of uniform.

Chad & Ronnie walk on to the bus, they are the only passengers.

"Sure! Do we have to pay anything?" Ronnie said.

"No." Al, the bus driver said.

Chad & Ronnie sit down in the first to seats. Chad on the right, Ronnie on the left.

"Where is the bus going?" Ronnie said.

"Michigan. Hell, Michigan!" Al the bus driver said. Then he started to laugh. So, Chad & Ronnie laughed to.

Chad stopped laughing & noticed the bus name "Hellhound".

Al stopped laughing & said, " You know when I said you didn’t have to pay anything, I lied. You will pay with your immortal soul!"

Ronnie stopped laughing but Little Cat continued.

Then, Al continued to laugh. Chad has tuned out the laughing & stairs out the window, he watches the scenery go by. Ronnie feed the jellybeans that were up his nose to Little Cat. Ronnie now has blue one up one nostril & a green one up the other nostril.

As Chad stairs out the window & notices something, Al is going in circles. They have now pasted the spot 4 times.

Then Ronnie notices that too.

"Hey, Al! I thought we were going to Hell; you are just going in circles. When are we going to get this show on the road!"

"You want to go to Hell?" Al asks.

"Yeah!" Ronnie says then soon regrets it.

Al says some magic words, then a giant hole in the road opens up & Al drives into the hole at 60 mph.

As Al drives down the hole, the bus starts to get really hot. The Bus seems to drive for hours.

It then stops.

"Last stop, Hell, Heck, Purgatory & other places like that. Now, get off my bus!" Al says as he throws Chad & Ronnie off the bus.

Al drives off in the darkness in the distance.

"So, this is Hell, Michigan. Not quite, what I thought it would look like. This looks more like Arizona then Michigan." Ronnie says as he looks around.

Chad starts to play a Britney Spears medley on his accordian.

As Ronnie looks around, Chad plays his accordian & Little Cat eats some snot covered jellybeans. No one notices the man in the black cloak appear behind them.

" I am..." The man in black said before he was interrupted by Ronnie.

"Aren't that Hooded guy? You know who I am talking about right, Chad."

Chad nods.

"Mr. Spooky with his recon powers & lives in an Asylum. Isn't his dead or something?"

Chad shrugs.

" I am not the one you speak off. I am..."

" Your Larry!" Ronnie said

" Who?"

" Larry from the Park. He always come to the park in a cloak & is kind offmysterious like you."

" No, I am not Larry from the Park."

Chad starts to 'Jenny from the block' on his accordian.

" I am The Dark Under Lord of the this section of Hell!"

"So, your the welcoming committee of Hell, Michigan. Well, thanks from welcoming us. Under Lord, is that some type of assistant? Was the boss to busy to greet us himself!"

" Yes, My Boss, the source of all evil on the earth today, is quite busy. He has divided up his kingdom to be ruled over by Dark Under Lords."

" The head of the welcoming committee is the mayor? Cool, I love how small towns work."

" No, you don't understand. You’re in Hell. I am the Dark Under Lord. You will suffer an enternity of pain."

" Yes, I do. We are in Michigan with a overzealous welcoming committee assistant who dresses like Larry from the park. An Enternity of pain, what like an never ending Celine Dion concert ?"

"Maybe but how did you die?"

" Huh? We didn't die, we took a bus ride from a crazy bus driver named Al."

" Ah, yes! The Hellhound express. I understand now."

"Oh, you do, fake Larry from the park."

" I am the Dark Under lord of the this part of Hell & you will respect me."

Chad plays 'Highway to Hell' on his accordian. While he has been playing, he has also swayed back & forth.

"Stop that playing, I command you!"

"You don't like that song & take your hood off, I want to see your face when I talk to you." Ronnie said as he took off the hood & nothing was there.

"Ahhh!"

The Dark Under Lord put back on his hood.

"Be gone from my sight!" The Dark Under Lord said.

Then, Chad & Ronnie with Little Cat disappeared.

Chad & Ronnie with Little Cat appeared along the side of a road in the middle of nowhere.

Ronnie looks around & sees a sign "Welcome to Ohio."

"Where's Ohio?" Chad said.

Chad plays Darth Vader's theme music as He & Ronnie walk down the road. Ronnie takes out the jelly in his nose & feeds them to Little Cat & puts a red & a orange jellybeans in his nose.

The End?

In Future Stories Chad & Ronnie meet HE-WHO-IS-FAKE-THAT-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED, Go to the Wally World, & travel this great country of ours.

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